Category Archives: NO Dogs, Please!

“Anacondas, don’t eat my cows, take dogs instead!”

In western-central and north-western regions of Brazil, Pantanal and Amazon, areas that concentrate huge farms with thousands and thousands of hectares, each, one new trend is forming; farms in the region are getting dogs. Yes, they are getting more and … Continue reading

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How to Avoid a Dog Park in YOUR Neighborhood – Guide

No Dog Pens In a Residential Neighborhood! This is the real story of a resident in West Virginia small town fighting right now to prevent a dog park of being set up in a residential area. And this article brings … Continue reading

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A Real “Thank You” Letter, from France – Personal Stories

This site is notoriously known for receiving all kinds of cursings, death threats and what not. Specially several “f@ck-you” notes. Right now I have over 200 messages in my in-box and certainly most will be just like that. By the … Continue reading

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The Dog Lovers’ SANATORIUM – Most Stupid Things Dog Owners Say

The Doggists’ Sanatorium – The most ridiculous and insane things dog owners say. Continue reading

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Anubis – The Egyptian Dog God of the Dead

Anubis, God of the Underworld. Anubis was an extremely ancient deity whose name appears in the oldest mastabas (meaning “house for eternity” or “eternal house” in Ancient Egyptian) of the Old Kingdom and the Pyramid Texts as a guardian and … Continue reading

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Letter of Intent to Sue a dog Owner – Free Template

Intent to Sue Letter – Free Template A Letter of Intent to Sue a dog Owner is a formal document where you, as victim of a dog crime, can express your near-future intent to prosecute a dog owner for the … Continue reading

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Poonami – Dog Poop Tsunami From the Skies – Personal Stories

This is a fantastic story from Reddit. You will love it! Uncle’s Patient Dog Poo Vengeance By TimeTravelTrabi This is a story about my uncle’s vengeance. My uncle is chill and friendly, but he once had the misfortune of living … Continue reading

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Why Do People Need Pets? Ehhhrrr… dogs?

Why do Some People Want Pets? Specially a dog??? “It’s an epidemic – most likely caused by a yet to be discovered virus; because no sane person would make such a sacrifice, of their time and money.” Why do People … Continue reading

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Goats kick dogs – Goats are smart, better pets than pooches

Goats kick dogs’ rear even as a better pet! Take a look at the picture above; do you see a calm, silent animal, or a noisy, barking one?Do you see a lush green yard or a yellow-spotted unseeing area? Do … Continue reading

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“My neighbor has just gotten a pit bull puppy.”

I just got this question in the private messages area but I think I could reply here as it could hopefully help other people. Certainly, no private details are mentioned. Let’s call him/her, Stormy: “I don’t know if this is … Continue reading

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