Dogs in Religion – The Church of Antimuttology

The only good dog is a dead one – The saying says

Dogs by their very nature are evil, angry, killers. They always have been and always will be. Even with the best of human intentions, dogs cannot be controlled and they are unpredictable and violent by their very design. The solution? Not having dogs around humans.

The only good dog is a dead one?
Why hasn’t humanity learned this lesson already?

It’s likely because humans are quick to forget and doomed to repeat history. In the study of theology, it’s known that dogs are the most evil of creations. Don’t just assume that everything you read on the internet is true. Let’s examine what major world religions say about the dog and whether or not they should be taken as pets.

The Holy Bible

The following verses express the lowly state of dogs. ie: they eat scraps and dead people, they drink water in a derogatory manner, they should be struck with sticks, they are insignificant animals, they are unclean like pigs, and they are used as examples to define lowly people.

Exodus 22:31
“You are to be my holy people. So do not eat the meat of an animal torn by wild beasts; throw it to the dogs.

Judges 7:5
So Gideon took the men down to the water. There the LORD told him, “Separate those who lap the water with their tongues as a dog laps from those who kneel down to drink.”

1 Samuel 17:43
He said to David, “Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?” And the Philistine cursed David by his gods.”

1 Samuel 24:14
“Against whom has the king of Israel come out? Who are you pursuing? A dead dog? A flea?”

2 Samuel 9:8
Mephibosheth bowed down and said, “What is your servant, that you should notice a dead dog like me?”

1 Kings 14:11
Dogs will eat those belonging to Jeroboam who die in the city, and the birds will feed on those who die in the country. The LORD has spoken!’

Ecclesiastes 9:4
Anyone who is among the living has hope —even a live dog is better off than a dead lion!

Isaiah 66:3
“But whoever sacrifices a bull is like one who kills a person, and whoever offers a lamb is like one who breaks a dog’s neck; whoever makes a grain offering is like one who presents pig’s blood, and whoever burns memorial incense is like one who worships an idol. They have chosen their own ways, and they delight in their abominations;”

The following set of verses express the nature or attitude of dogs. ie: they drink blood, dwell in the company of prostitutes, *stay outdoors, vicious and snarling, foolish and will eat anything, and lazy.
1 Kings 21:19
Say to him, ‘This is what the LORD says: Have you not murdered a man and seized his property?’ Then say to him, ‘This is what the LORD says: In the place where dogs licked up Naboth’s blood, dogs will lick up your blood—yes, yours!’”

1 Kings 22:38
They washed the chariot at a pool in Samaria (where the prostitutes bathed), and the dogs licked up his blood, as the word of the LORD had declared.”

Job 30:1
“But now they mock me, men younger than I, whose fathers I would have disdained to put with my sheep dogs.”

Psalm 59:6
“They return at evening, snarling like dogs, and prowl about the city.”

Proverbs 26:11
“As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.”

Isaiah 56:10
“Israel’s watchmen are blind, they all lack knowledge; they are all mute dogs, they cannot bark; they lie around and dream, they love to sleep.”

As we venture in the New Testament verses, it is very important to realize that the New Testament writers did not regard dogs in any better sense than the writers of the Old Testament.
(Pay especial attention to the symbolism used to describe the function of dogs.)

Dogs are once again compared to pigs, **are not to be given what is sacred, are to eat scraps, are symbols of violent killers, and are symbols of the worst evildoers.

Matthew 7:6

“Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces. **

Matthew 15:26
He replied, “It is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to the dogs.”

Philippians 3:2
“Watch out for those dogs, those evildoers, those mutilators of the flesh.”

Revelation 22:15
“Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.”

What do all these 18 Bible verses mean?

1) Dogs are scavengers
2) Dogs are unclean animals (same as pigs)
3) Dogs are ill mannered
4) Dogs should be struck with sticks
5) Dogs eat flesh and drink blood
6) Dogs dwell with prostitutes and unclean areas
7) Dogs are outdoor animals and not pets
8) Dogs are not to be given sacred things
9) Dogs are symbols of evildoers
10) Dogs represent: dark “magic”, sexual immorality, murderers, adulterers, and liars

Snoop Doggy Dog should seriously consider a new name.

In fact, all dog owners who claim to be serious Christians or Jews should rethink their position regarding dogs as pets. And we are not even going to talk about dogs among Muslims.

How can any believer of the Bible claim that the Bible is the Word of God and then invite God’s most oft-repeated symbol of evil into their homes and hearts?

What is more sacred than giving a dog your:


Owning a dog is a clear violation of Matthew 7:6:
Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.

And let’s not forget that dogs do Not love their keepers. This only happens in Hollywood.


1) There is No reasoned basis for owning a dog, according to the Bible.
2) Owning a dog as a pet is hypocrisy and a sign of disbelief.
3) Owning a dog for other reasons is still dangerous.
4) Kill The Dogs!?

Kill the dogs? Well, not necessarily.

If their keepers were responsible persons and didn’t try to impose their inconsiderate behaviour upon normal people who do not want to live a dirty and dangerous life then, no, dogs would not needed to be killed by the humans being constantly victimized by those vicious animals, real victims that at some point have no other recourses.

Responsible dog keepers, no dogs killed.


Why this article – Church of Antimuttology?

As usual, dog nutters try to shame non-dog people by calling them crackpots, weirdos and such. That’s exactly what happened at (warning: you need good stomach to read it).

They do not “tolerate” “information on how to get action against owners that harbour dangerous dogs. He also has links to videos showing dogs being shot by law enforcement, and news articles about dog attacks.” Wow, what an heresy!

That group was the probable KILLERS of the Facebook page

So, we can say that those ‘rabid dogs’ were the ones that MURDERED the Church of Antimuttology.

I revived it here, at least their memories.

Message to ODORs, Doggists and All Dog Apologists

Don’t mess with us.


This article was adapted from the one written by Rev. KT Humphrey Fipper on All credits must be given to him.

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4 Responses to Dogs in Religion – The Church of Antimuttology

  1. AlbertJade says:

    I dislike dogs, but please don’t say that they are evil in nature.
    God made all animals, and they are good (Genesis 1:1 – 25) because ultimately we humans benefit from the food chain itself.
    Their nature is good, human intervention made them bad (spoiling and all that irresponsibleness)
    Saying dogs are evil in nature is tantamount to saying that God Almighty made an evil being which is not possible.
    These dogs turned evil but are not evil in nature.

    I hope you understand sir.

    • MrMAD says:

      I understand, I just don’t believe that.

      I believe in Science, and there is No proof in Science that a God exists, or have existed. I’m not saying God does not exist, just that there is no proof in saying so.

      I’m either not saying that a person should not believe in God, that is is their right and I am ok with that. As long as they don’t try to convince me otherwise.

      I won’t delve into religious discussing here in this site, so this is all I’m going to say, and here I stop.

      Back to dogs.

      I think dogs are indeed evil creatures, yes. Almost all they do is related to something evil, disastrous, damaging. History shows that as well, they are always related to something demoniacal in several different times, languages, civilizations…, like:
      The “dog” word in different languages – Dog God Not!
      Cerberus – The God of All Dogs
      Dogs in the Bible
      – Anubis – The Egyptian Dog God of the Dead (coming soon)

      Even when I search for images for my articles, so mentioning dogs, images of dogs related to something evil shows up, almost with no exceptions at all! One of my next articles is the cost of dog ownership and, guess what, evil creatures are there. What does have the cost of a dog have to do with evil things, you may ask. I answer: nothing. But for some reason they are intrinsicaly related.

      So, as I see, and many other people as well, dogs are evil creatures, regardless of how or who or what they were born or made evil by.

      Ps I said that before but it’s worth mentioning again: I have nothing to do with satanism or anything like that but, as this site talks about all the hazards posed by dogs, this ‘environment’ comes poping up time and time again. That’s not because of me…

    • Nobs says:

      God Almighty made an evil being which is not possible.????????

      Not possible? Ok, so who created the dog then? If it was not god, so it was, drums roll, the devil! Point proven; dogs are evil things.

  2. Nerdbird says:

    You want proof that dogs are denizens of evil just look into history at some of the most evil people of all time. Hitler, Napoleon, Alexander the great and other terrible people were all dog lovers while at the opposite end people who loved cats have all done good: Churchill, Einstein and Issac Newton just to name a few. If you ask me dogs promote evil . After every time you here about criminals and gang members around 80 to 90 percent of them are dog lovers or have dogs.

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